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[Post Game Thread] Utah Jazz (7-3) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (2-6), 130-116

[Post-game post] Utah Jazz (7 wins and 3 losses) 130-116 beats Los Angeles Lakers (2 wins and 6 losses)

Key player data of both sides:

Lakers (2-6): Wei Shao 26 points 3 boards 6 Help 2 break, James 17 points 11 boards 8 Help, thick eyebrow 22 Points 8 Boards 2 caps, Walker 17 points, Brown 12 points, beverly 5 points 5 boards, Reeves 5 points 3 help, Anderson 2 points, Gabriel 5 points 4 boards, Ryan 3 points 3 boards.

Jazz (7-3): malcanin 27 points 13 boards 4 help, Clarkson 20 points 7 boards 3 help, Conley 15 points 10 help, Sexton 17 points 4 boards 3 help, ollinick 18 points 4 boards 3 help, vanderbilt 9 points 6 boards 4 aids, Tucker 7 points 3 Boards 2 breaks, Kessler 8 points 4 Boards 2 caps.

[-]Mdgt_Pope 471 points an hour ago

Bro I’m having so much fun this year with this Jazz team, wtf?

Fan: This Jazz team has seen me at a climax this year. Who should I argue?

[-][UTA] Adam Keefesoapy_goatherd 163 points an hour ago

I ‘d forgotten that basketball and joy could go together lol

Jazz fans: for many years, I have forgotten that basketball and happiness are not old and dead. Ha ha ha

[-]BucksKorgG29 729 points 2 hours ago

“Who tf is Wembanyama ?”

-The Jazz, probably

Bucks fans: “Who is wenbanyama?” — Jazz

[-]Timely_Airline_7168 64 points an hour ago

French bigs are overrated anyway. – Utah Jazz.

Fans: French long legs, tried, can’t live-Utah Jazz

[-]Mdgt_Pope 261 points 2 hours ago

“No more French bigs in SLC, we need a break”

Fans: “Salt Lake City is tired and doesn’t love it. Don’t touch the big legs of France”

[-]Bern5X 245 points 2 hours ago

I need All Star Lauri in my life

Fans: I will die if I don’t see malcanin entering the All-Star.

[-]Jazzbubblegumshrimp 101 points 2 hours ago

Lauri markkanen is the greatest player to ever wear number 23

Jazz fans: marcanin is the greatest player in the history of No. 23

[-]KingsWembanyamaToTheKings 742 points 2 hours ago

When the Jazz wins the championship this year, Danny Ainge deserves executive of the year for not only building a contender but also fleecing 2 teams out of 7 1st round picks to do so.

King fans; If the Jazz wins the championship this year, the best general manager award must be awarded to Anji to build a strong team. It is not bad that seven first-round signatures can be easily obtained from two teams, which is really high.

[-]Jazzspacemusclehampster 581 points 3 hours ago

Getting Lauri, Sexton, Vanderbilt, Olynk, and 7 picks for Gobert and Mitchell is insane in all honesty.

Jazz fans: To be honest, it is true and crazy to exchange gobelga Mitchell for malcanin, Sexton, Vanderbilt, olinik and seven signatures.

[-]Celticszgamer200 503 points 2 hours ago

It’s alright Lakers fans. There’s no shame in a losing to a superteam like the Jazz and future MVP Lauri Markkanen.

Celtics fans: Lakers fans don’t have to be too sad. Jazz is a super team, and there is a future MVP malcanin in the array. It is not shameful to lose

[-]Minneapolis LakersILoveMasterYi 144 points 2 hours ago

They shot better than the 2018 Warriors lmao

Lakers fans: their shooting is better than the Warriors in 2018, and they are out of the spectrum.

[-]LakeShow Loyalty@LakeShowLoyalty

The Rim for the Jazz tonight:

Twitter netizen: Jazz faces rim tonight:

[-][TOR] Khem Birchme_oorl 170 points 2 hours ago

Let the Russ praise be as loud as the disrespect was

Raptors fans: I used to scold Wei with less voice, but now I use more voice to praise me back!

[-]GrizzliesANAL_CAVITIES 462 points 2 hours ago

get westbrook help and stop surrounding him with injury prone old men

Grizzly fans: find some help for weishao, don’t store up some old, weak, sick and disabled

[Highlight] Best buddies Westbrook and Beverly do an extended rock-the-baby celebration together after the Russ bucket

[Highlight moment] Wei Shao is a good layup, and his good friend Beverly and he “pass the baby” warmly celebrate

[-][OKC] Russell WestbrookEffective-Ability-89 809 points 5 hours ago

I can’t believe I’m seeing this lmao

What a filthy celebration

Thunder fans: laughing to death, I can’t believe my eyes. What is this? This celebration is too hot.

[-]PacersZusunicStudio 503 points 5 hours ago

Pat Bev and Russ playing together is crazier than when LeBron and Lance Stephenson played together

Pacers fans: Beverly and Wei Shao fight side by side, which seems to be more outrageous than the combination of James and Zhan blowing Stephenson.

[-]ClippersCogito3 240 points 5 hours ago

I legitimately can’t think of a crazier possible pairing in the league right now. They despised each other lmao

Clippers fans: I really can’t imagine that there is any more outrageous combination in this league than these two. They hated each other before, but they gritted their teeth.

[-]Lakersmessydoughut [] 329 points 2 hours ago

What a wasted game by benchbrook. Get your shit together Bron.

Lakers fans: failed to live up to the top performance of the bench killer, can you play well, Lao Zhan

[-]LakersRemarkable_Cap_291 121 points 2 hours ago

So Russ became good and Lebron became terrible at the exact same time?

Lakers fans: Wei Shao recovered and did not play a role. Lao Zhan immediately got down? Press the gourd to float up the ladle, can not tell a good story together

[-]NBANeoDestiny- 62 points 2 hours ago

LeBron has been ass this season. Father Time finally caught up?

Fans: James is really pulling this season. The Old Man of time finally turned defeat into victory?

(Note: James shot an advertisement for Nike this year with the theme of beating the old man in time)

[-]Raptorsjjkiller26 59 points 3 hours ago

the father time commercials jinxed him

Raptors fans: Time Old Man series milk died Lao Zhan

LakeShowYo@LakeShowYo

LeBron tonight

Twitter netizen: James tonight

[Stats] LeBron James(50.0%) has a worse TS% than Russell Westbrook(51.6%) this season

[Statistics] James (50.0%) Real hit rate this season is lower than weishao (51.6%)

[-]ThunderIAmJohnnyJB 261 points 2 hours ago

Russ went 0-11 in the second game this year and still is higher then LeBron

Thunder fans: 0 in the second 11 of weishao’s opening match, is it even higher than James?

[-]NBAForoaKlanD 134 points 2 hours ago

Benchbrook gotta be at least 60 TS

Fans: The True hit rate of the bench weishao is at least 60%

[-]Key-Cherry6709 144 points 2 hours ago

Dude looks actually human this year

Fans: In the past, the Jade fairy in the stadium will return to the world this year.

[-]Bullsshaqfearsyao 139 points 3 hours ago

He needs to take another break to Miami to recharge lol

Bull fans: he needs to return to Miami to charge electricity

[-]staymelooo 90 points 2 hours ago

Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Lebron !”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished

Fans: I took the exam at school today. After finishing the questions, I raised my hand and shouted “LeBlanc!” The teacher understood and took away my paper with a smile. She knew I was finished.

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